Season Season 1
Episode no. 5
No. in series 5
Air date 5/12/1990

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Opening titles / Keenen's speech
Keenen learns that DJ SW1's position has been temporarily filled by a fat guy in exchange for L.A. Lakers tickets.
  • Fat guy - Barry "Berry" Douglas

Trailer: Three Champs and a Baby
Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard all live together. One night, they find a baby on their doorstep.
Tyson: [reading the note] "Dear Champ, remember your New Years' Eve party? Well, here's your baby."
Sugar Ray: Well, as you can see, it says "Champ". That could be any one of us. We were all at that party, y'know.
Tyson: It's signed "Judy".
All three: [nod in unison] Ohhh. Judy.
Sugar Ray: Well, maybe we should take turns with the baby too.
  • Mike Tyson - Keenen
  • Sugar Ray Leonard - Tommy
  • Muhammad Ali - David
  • Announcer - Jim
New Ambassador
Margaret, the newly-appointed ambassador to the New Republic of Naganawanaland, gives a welcoming speech which is "translated" by her interpreter.
  • Margaret Linsford-Hall - Kelly
  • Mubutu - David
  • Natives - extras
A Date with Grace
Mild-mannered Harvey has a blind date with overbearing Grace Jones, who orders raw alligator.
Harvey: So uh, Grace, what do you like to do with your spare time?
Grace: I like to chew glass … I like to ride sharks … and I like to bite the heads off of Gummi Bears, YAH!
  • French waiter - Jim
  • Harvey Bennett - Tommy
  • Grace Jones - Kim Wayans
Fly Girl Dance
  • Music - "Brooklyn - Queens," 3rd Bass
Commercial: Hefty World Condominium Estates
If you're a fat, lazy glutton, you just might fit in here -- literally.
  • Spokesman - David
  • Doctor - Tommy
  • Fat people - extras
Homeboy Shopping Network
Come on down to Dodger Stadium -- there's a used car sale going on in the parking lot.
  • Whiz - Damon
  • Ice Man - Keenen
Fly Girl Dance
  • Music - "Can't Do Nuttin' For Ya Man," Public Enemy
Black World
Written by T'Keyah "Crystal" Keymah
In the basement, five-year-old Chrissie acts out a fantasy about a world without white people.
  • Chrissie - Crystal
  • Mother (voice) - Kim Coles
The Fly Girls close the show.
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