Season Season 2
Episode no. 4
No. in series 17
Air date 10/14/1990
Production code 7U04

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Opening titles / Keenen's speech
Keenen notices the Fly Girls are missing. He goes backstage and finds them in their dressing room, doing an open-heart surgery, which they have him finish.
Keenen: (to viewer) And you guys thought they were just sex objects.
Patient: I know I did.
  • Patient - extra

Hour of Power
The Reverends Ed Cash and Dr. Carl Pathos can solve your problems by taking all your money.
Dr. Carl Pathos: If all I had was a clock in my pants, it'd be high noon!
  • Reverend Ed Cash - Damon
  • Dr. Carl Pathos - Jim
  • Churchgoers - Tommy, extras
Fly Girl Dance
  • Music - "Funkin' Lesson," X-Clan [changed for the DVD release]
Benita Buttrell
At a wedding, Benita dishes dirt on the bride, the groom, their niece, Reverend Atkins, even Ms. Jenkins.
Benita: Ooh, girl, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. (she looks down at her plate) Look like that's what they're serving, too. I guess Mr. Ed finally met his maker. This food is so nasty, even the roaches done signed up for food stamps.
Commercial: 1-900-Y-T-GUILT
If you're white and you feel guilty for racial stereotyping, just call Dr. Farrakhan and beg for forgiveness for $5.95 a minute.
  • Husband - Jim
  • Wife - Kelly
  • Dr. Louis Farrakhan - Damon
  • Announcer - Al Chalk
Fly Girl Dance
  • Music - "Now's the B Turn," Laquan [credit omitted on the DVD release]
Al MacAfee
In his debut appearance, no-nonsense principal MacAfee hits on Ruth, then takes command with his bullhorn. In the process, he destroys a student's popsicle-stick plane, harasses a girl, and confiscates an inhaler from an asthmatic boy.
  • Al MacAfee - David
  • Ruth - Kim
  • Students - extras
  • Hardison - Tommy
  • Girl - Crystal
  • Asthmatic - Jim
Monie Love performs "Monie in the Middle".
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